Project Theta 27
You decide to be a pervert, and walk up to the girls under the tree. They don't even glance at you. Well, they're just asking for it. You jump in, and start making out with one of them. The other one feels you up from behind, and reaches into your pants. Ahh, this is good.
Suddenly a sharp excruciating pain explodes in your groin, and you realize the girl is squeezing your groin. Hard. You yelp out in pain, and the girl you were making out with suddenly bites you on the neck.
You start to loose blood. Before you pass out, you think about how you were about to get laid. Too bad the girl read too many "Sparkly Vampire" books and decided to become a blood sucker.
You get raped and used to make strawberry cakes.
Suddenly a sharp excruciating pain explodes in your groin, and you realize the girl is squeezing your groin. Hard. You yelp out in pain, and the girl you were making out with suddenly bites you on the neck.
You start to loose blood. Before you pass out, you think about how you were about to get laid. Too bad the girl read too many "Sparkly Vampire" books and decided to become a blood sucker.
You get raped and used to make strawberry cakes.
