The Love Of Your Life

"What narraotor?" the waiter smirked.

Right here.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" the waiter screamed and he ran away, "GHOST!!"

Alright, I'll give you dog poop and cat pee.

A dog and cat came over.

Do you need to go potty?

*Bark* *Meow*

OK, give it to him!

*Pppppppiiissssss* *Bbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh*

You started choking and vomiting and your breath smelled horrible forever and none of the girls in the world liked you. Your adventure ends here.
End Of Story