When I wasn't looking...

You started to drink coffee. Then your boss started to yell at you, "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE SUPPPOSED TO DO WORK!! THAT WAS THE 800TH TIME I CAUGHT YOU DRINKING COFFEE DURING WORK! YOU'RE FIRED!"

Well, you couldn't find a new job, couldn't pay taxes, and you lost everything. You also starved to death. I hope you're happy.