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You pull out a huge mallet from nowhere and smash the TV with all your might, for no apparent reason. It then comes to your mind that the mallet you are holding is made of metal.

Suddenly, you are electrocuted on impact of hitting the internal wiring of your TV. In addition to that, the hard blow causes the TV to explode. The story gets on CNN, and you are dead. Nice going.
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