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Joining the Guild of Montgomery Moncreiff. by Lopus
The Cardews are hosting a luncheon on the east balcony after the entire Victorian fleet has just arrived from the court of the Crimson King after viewing the jesters and dance of the puppets. Unfortunately, Jeff Goldblum is helicoptered in and begins wooing all the women with his slick charm and filthy pelvic gesticulations. How might you dispose of this disturbance without wrinkling your new suede vest?
Wail at him about aliens in the laundry room. Implore him to try and decipher their code again. This may keep him busy for some time.
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