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Joining the Guild of Montgomery Moncreiff. by Lopus
Some ruffians from the bourgeois district have arrived uninvited to the harlequin banquet and are interrupting your conversation under the foyer with Lady Bracknell by arguing with the servant over an unfair distribution of cucumber crisps. How might you resolve the situation with civility, as to not tarnish your image as a potential suitor for Bracknell's first-born?
Create a cucumber crisp distribution company. Money may be made. Woman may be wooed. God may be found.
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