School Day

You search the bathroom. You need to look better! You grab cologne, deodarent, mouthwash, your sisters face mask, zit cream, baking soda, honey, vinegar, water, salt, gel, and everything else you see. You spend 4 hours making yourself wonderful. And before long it rolls into 5 hours...then 6... then 7... Oh no! You spent so much time making yourself look like you rolled out of a cheese commercial, you forgot your date! Oh well... better luck next time.