Assistant Affairs: The Series.

"Certainly not!" He exclaims, his eyebrows flying up to his non-existant hairline.

You stifle a laugh.

"They have to be in fit shape, healthy! I take it you can't cook then?"

"Nooope." You say, simply.

"Sorry to say, but cooking is a necessity, you haven't got this job. I suggest taking up a cooking course if you still want to become a P.A for anyone."

"M'kay..." You say, leaving.

*Thinks about nipping down to the local shop to buy some microwave chips* :D

A/N: You disgust me fatty. :)
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