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Assistant Affairs: The Series.

"Hmmm." He says, staring down at the paperwork in front of him. He scrunches his face up in concentration, then looks back up at you.

"I'm sorry, but i have to be quite strict with employing the perfect person. And it's a necessity to be able to cook."

You frown, tears welling up in your eyes. You suddenly wish you paid attention in school.

"Don't worry though. There's plenty of other bands. But i'd suggest you took up a cooking course before you try out. Good luck in the future!" He smiles.

You smile back...it was only My Chemical Romance anyways...*Sigh*
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