IWT5- The Sneeze
"Huh. Damn shame, this," said Officer Maxwell.
"Oh yes, damn shame. Never seen anything like it, sir," replied his partner.
"Kids these days. Just look at what happened here. Can't wait to have premarital sex. Damn shame. Couldn't even be bothered to stop driving. Happens all the time."
"Oh, yes sir," he replied. "All the time, those darn kids. But, umm, sir, there's still the matter of fact that their parents insist that their childer were never so, umm, tan, sir."
"Kids these days. Instant tanning, junior, instant tanning. They go turn themselves orange, and then they're all over each other. Damn shame, damn shame."
"Umm, yes, well, that's true, sir, but the boy had more muscle than most grown men."
"Steroids, junior, keep up. Kids these days. Damn shame."
"Sir, the girl had breasts bigger than her head!"
"Silicone, junior. Damn shame. Open and shut case. Took steroids, got implants turned orange, and they couldn't help themselves. Open and shut. Damn shame."
"Sir, they didn't even...aww, fine. You fill out the paperwork. I'm gonna go get donuts."
"Oh yes, damn shame. Never seen anything like it, sir," replied his partner.
"Kids these days. Just look at what happened here. Can't wait to have premarital sex. Damn shame. Couldn't even be bothered to stop driving. Happens all the time."
"Oh, yes sir," he replied. "All the time, those darn kids. But, umm, sir, there's still the matter of fact that their parents insist that their childer were never so, umm, tan, sir."
"Kids these days. Instant tanning, junior, instant tanning. They go turn themselves orange, and then they're all over each other. Damn shame, damn shame."
"Umm, yes, well, that's true, sir, but the boy had more muscle than most grown men."
"Steroids, junior, keep up. Kids these days. Damn shame."
"Sir, the girl had breasts bigger than her head!"
"Silicone, junior. Damn shame. Open and shut case. Took steroids, got implants turned orange, and they couldn't help themselves. Open and shut. Damn shame."
"Sir, they didn't even...aww, fine. You fill out the paperwork. I'm gonna go get donuts."
