Merry Christmas, Prepare To Die
Your parents are confused - you're already home.
Nevertheless, a rockin' guitar riff plays and you celebrate the most awesome Christmas ever with your parents. You get every gift you could ever want.
The thieves are later carted away by the police. One of them dies in prison of a weak heart. The other serves a long, long prison term. You're glad - they were scum.
You enjoy every Christmas from now until the end of time. You deserve it.
Nevertheless, a rockin' guitar riff plays and you celebrate the most awesome Christmas ever with your parents. You get every gift you could ever want.
The thieves are later carted away by the police. One of them dies in prison of a weak heart. The other serves a long, long prison term. You're glad - they were scum.
You enjoy every Christmas from now until the end of time. You deserve it.
