Merry Christmas, Prepare To Die
You quickly put together an enormous contraption, capable of spitting out any present your heart desired. Why you didn't do this when you first got the science kit escapes you, but it's time to put this baby to use.
You press the big red ON button and the machine begins to whir and glow. Finally, a neatly wrapped gift pops out of the machine.
And then another.
And then another.
Within moments, your room is filled with presents. You can't even move. Soon, the house will be full. And then the neighborhood.
For eons afterwards, presents breaking the OZone layer will continue to be drawn into orbit around the planet, creating a very festive new layer around the Earth.
You, however, and the rest of humanity, don't survive to enjoy it.
You press the big red ON button and the machine begins to whir and glow. Finally, a neatly wrapped gift pops out of the machine.
And then another.
And then another.
Within moments, your room is filled with presents. You can't even move. Soon, the house will be full. And then the neighborhood.
For eons afterwards, presents breaking the OZone layer will continue to be drawn into orbit around the planet, creating a very festive new layer around the Earth.
You, however, and the rest of humanity, don't survive to enjoy it.
