Merry Christmas, Prepare To Die

You travel to the North Pole in your sweet, tricked out Big Wheel. Santa's gonna be mighty surprised to see you, you think.

However, as you pass over another frozen tundra, it's only then that you realize that you're ill-prepared for this trip.

The world begins fading as your vision softens and blurs. You crash the Big Wheel into a nearby iceberg and land on a chunk of floating ice. Snow falls around you, but you can't move - you don't have the strength.

You were not prepared for the power of the Pole.
End Of Story