Exploitation Theater

You get up and hope you can convince her to stay before anything cool happens on screen.

"Baby, baby come on don't let one pervert ruin the whole evening for us, let's just go back in and watch the movie."
"One pervert? He was just the most obvious one! I think you're getting off on this shit and you just dragged me along so you wouldn't look like a pervert!"

Once again your girlfriend's statement might be right on the mark, but you still would like to see this movie.

"I'm not! Look that's how these movies were back then. You think I would get off on oral mutant rape? Sheesh, what kind of guy do you think I am? I'm just waiting for the next bloody shoot out. Come on let's go back in, no point in wasting money."

Your girlfriend doesn't look totally convinced, but it's enough for her to follow you back inside.

"Alright fine, but we're moving on the other side of the theater away from that creepy old guy!"
"Of course."

You and your girlfriend find a seat on the other side of the theater and continue to watch the movie. Looks like you came in during a good scene.

"Uhn! Uhn! OHHHH! Fuck me! OWW! It hurts so good!" Trinity moans as your dick slides in and out of tight little pussy from behind.
"Shut the fuck up bitch and keep licking my clit!" Razor demands and shoves Trinity's face into her skanky hole.

You thrust deeper into Trinity as if you were trying to dig an underground shelter. You really want to hurt this little girl, because it's the only way she'll be able to feel the true pleasure you bring.

"AHH! No! It's too big! Mmmm. Nom nom nom." Trinity squeaks before the rest of her cries of ecstasy and pain are muffled as she goes tonsils deep into Razor's rug.

Meanwhile you continue in your attempt to drill for oil. You pump, and pump and pump andÂ…

"EWWW UGH! GROSS!" your girlfriend screams as the old guy she was complaining about before spray his goo in her hair and the back of her head from two rows back. He must've quietly switched seats at some point.

"Awesome! Audience participation!" some fucktard nearby says while grinning.

While your girlfriend rushes to the bathroom, you get up and make your way to the old pervert who's desperately trying to clean up and run. He's slow, but you're barely able to reach him without slipping on all the fucking cum he's ejaculated on the floor never mind the seats in front of him and the whole lower half of his body. You can only guess he's some sort of freak of nature.

"Nasty motherfucker!" you say and punch him in the back of the head causing him to fall face first to the floor. He doesn't get up as you kick him into his own spunk pool and leave him there to check on your girlfriend.

Eventually she gets out of the bathroom and bitches at you for bringing her here in the first place, and then she bitches at you in the car ride home about how you convinced her stay.

Finally when you get home she bitches at you for the rest of the night about shit you did a long time ago and shit you haven't done yet, but will in the future.

The whole time you just hold your head in your hands wishing that you had a gigantic mutant cock to shove in her mouth to shut her the fuck up.
End Of Story