Hall of Infinite Doors
You tell the guard that you are constipated. He laughs and says, "Okay, turn around with your back facing me and I'll handcuff you. Then I will take you to the doctor so we can get that constipation fixed."
You do as he says and put your hands out to be cuffed. Your plan is to try and shank him when he goes to cuff you but he never does. Instead of doing this he takes his night stick and slams it into your rear end with incredibly force, shattering your tailbone. The guard laughs and says, "There that ought to open up that colon of yours. Just in case you need any more help I'll let the other inmates visit you this evening."
To make matters worse, the force of the blow causes the switch blade to fall from your pocket. Upon seeing it he says, "Great, now I have reason to beat your worthless ass to death. I can just say you tried to assault me with that deadly weapon.
He then proceeds to beat you to death with his night stick. It is not pleasant.
You do as he says and put your hands out to be cuffed. Your plan is to try and shank him when he goes to cuff you but he never does. Instead of doing this he takes his night stick and slams it into your rear end with incredibly force, shattering your tailbone. The guard laughs and says, "There that ought to open up that colon of yours. Just in case you need any more help I'll let the other inmates visit you this evening."
To make matters worse, the force of the blow causes the switch blade to fall from your pocket. Upon seeing it he says, "Great, now I have reason to beat your worthless ass to death. I can just say you tried to assault me with that deadly weapon.
He then proceeds to beat you to death with his night stick. It is not pleasant.
