Hall of Infinite Doors

The guard tells you to lie down and wait and he will fetch the doctor. Several minutes later the guard returns and says, "Nice try, your medical records state that you have already had your appendix removed. As a punishment for being an ass you have lost outside time for a month. Furthermore I think I'm going to leave your cell unlocked so Bubba can find his way in.

Nice job, you are now stuck in prison and further more are going to become an inmate's bitch.

That night, when Bubba is let into your cell, you try to take him out with your switch blade, but he so fat that you can't reach any vital organs, and he proceeds to wrestle the blade away from you after being stabbed and then smothers you to death with inmate lovin'