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You tell the guard that you are constipated. He laughs and says, "Okay, turn around with your back facing me and I'll handcuff you. Then I will take you to the doctor so we can get that constipation fixed."

You do as he says and put your hands out to be cuffed. Instead of doing this he takes his night stick and slams it into your rear end with incredibly force, shattering your tailbone. The guard laughs and says, "There that ought to open up that colon of yours. Just in case you need any more help I'll let the other inmates visit you this evening."

Great, you now have a broken tailbone and are soon to experience male rape.
End Of Story