You open-heartedly walk away from the pie. Snorlax immediately jumps onto the table and begins to lick the pie. He then bashes the table, causing the pie to fly up. Snorlax catches the pie and heartily devours it.

Snorlax is so grateful he jumps on you and kisses you. The problem is, you have pie all over your face.

Your mother gets home and looks at you, horrified. You blame Snorlax, but your story seems so unbelievable, Mom doesn't believe you.
End Of Story