Interdimensional Traveler

You remove the lid from your coffee and splash it in her face.

The minute she pulls a gun on you, you realize it was a serious mistake to do that.

"Assaulting a secret service agent is a federal offense." she says. "We'll just see how you like prison..."

You start to whip the remote out, but she smacks it out of your hand. Oh, well...so much for ever getting home now...

As it turns out, it's kinda okay to go to prison in this dimension. They give you all the marijuana you could possibly want to smoke.

10 years later, you get out, find another secret service agent, and pick a fight, just so you can go back to that awesome prison!
End Of Story