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Interdimensional Traveler

You get some weed, and some booze, and you start smoking and drinking up a storm. An hour later, the guy with the Minotaur legs comes back. He gets in a smoking/drinking contest with you. After two hours, you think you are Paris Hilton, and he is just barely getting a buzz. Man, those Minotaurs can hold their booze and weed.

Three more hours pass, and your life flashes before your eyes.

The last thing you ever see is about a dozen clones looking at you as you black out. It would seem that booze and drugs do not mix.

At least you died happy, surrounded by great company...
End Of Story