Hall of Infinite Doors

You decide that you don't do combat and turn the other way. You walk along the beach and admire the waves, as you stroll along you hear a click and look down. It seems you have stepped on an anti-personnel mine the size of a pancake. You know that the minute you lift your foot, you will explode in a fiery death. You choose to keep your foot on the trigger but unfortunately the mine had a timer. The mine explodes and you lose your legs immediately. As you lay on the ground, bleeding to death, you begin to regret even considering the Spades door, but its too late.