Tales From The Basement

You clear your mind, and ignore the common sense part of your brain that states you don't have enough money to do thatÂ…sonofabitch it works! You buy the bomb shelter which magically appears right outside your house. It suddenly occurs to you though, that you have a VERY powerful giftÂ…

You begin to clear your mind of every law (natural and man made) you've ever been taught. You are able to do amazing things! You can walk over a cliff and not fall, since you don't "know" about gravity! You can breathe underwater, since you don't "know" about oxygen! You begin to create things out of thin air, with just the will of your mind! You start to change the world and people marvel at your abilities and you become as a GOD, and it's all thanks to ignorance!

Until one day someone says, "Hey you can't do that." And it suddenly occurs to you that you can't, and that's when it ALL comes crashing down.

Fortunately you had a bomb shelter to hide in during the apocalypse that happened soon afterwards. With the world destroyed you have a lot of time to think about what you did. You decide to try to make things right, starting with clearing your mind again in an attempt to "recreate" the world. It doesn't work though. You spend the rest of your days eating spam in your bomb shelter.
End Of Story