Tales From The Basement
You attempt to calm the mob down; by saying this'll be the coolest stunt ever! The mob disagrees and proceeds to disagree with you in a physical way!
They smash you in the head with a few bricks and frog stomp you, then they take some of the compost (Using a shovel) and cover you with shit.
Then they proceed to destroy your car. The jokes on them though! By pounding and beating on the car they cause a lot of asbestos flakes and dust to go flying into the air which they breathe in, since there's a lot of heavy breathing going on. (It IS a tiring job after all)
They all eventually get cancer from breathing in this toxic substance and die.
Of course you don't get any enjoyment from any of this, because you're in a coma.
They smash you in the head with a few bricks and frog stomp you, then they take some of the compost (Using a shovel) and cover you with shit.
Then they proceed to destroy your car. The jokes on them though! By pounding and beating on the car they cause a lot of asbestos flakes and dust to go flying into the air which they breathe in, since there's a lot of heavy breathing going on. (It IS a tiring job after all)
They all eventually get cancer from breathing in this toxic substance and die.
Of course you don't get any enjoyment from any of this, because you're in a coma.
