Extend the Story - Add a Room

wtfofl by strongbad
You give up and die. Unfortunately, neither heaven nor hell wants your soul. You're too stained to be in heaven, and the dudes in hell are scared that you might stage a coup d'etat when they invite you, so they don't.

You don't know where to go, so you're stuck in Earth. What do you do?
Sulk, sulk, sulk...
End Of Story

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