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You're a fucked up liar, everyone knows that no human being can maintain an erection for eight straight hours, you're lying even more than Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton conjoined, but still you publish your claim to the online world:

I can keep my penis hard for eight hours straight, seven days a week, you guys are all loooooooseeeeerrrsss!!!

A minute after you hit "Submit" on your computer screen, you get flamed by thousands of angry men (and wives) who lambaste your claim. Some say you're just a dick who can't separate hours from seconds, while others begin pumping deadly computer viruses into your PC.

What do you do now?

Hide in your room forever because everyone hates you.