Choose Your Dinosaur Path

Your plan works, but you trip at a small rock infront of you. Then every single Coelophysis still awake jumps to you and skins you from every angle of your body, leaving you bleeding at a tree severely, still alive. After every Coelophysis has gone, one Liliensternus comes and pisses on your face and whole body. The Melanorosaurus comes and crushes you on it's sheer weight, and crushes every single bone on you fatally, but still remaining and fosilizing. Millions of years later, the human paleontologists discover you, and honour you as the most worstly preserved skeleton. That's great!

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