This Story is Going Nowhere Fast

You try to end the run-on sentence but realize that you left your bag of punctuation marks at home and now you don't know what to do and you're quickly running out of air because you have to keep the sentence going and it's like driving a car and someone has cut the brakes and you're about to die because human beings need oxygen to continue living but just when you start turning purple for lack of oxygen you remember a trick you learned from Tenacious D called inward singing and you think that it just might work for talking as well so you try it and what do you know it does work so now you're inward talking and you're gonna rock two times as hard now but someone notices you in your distress and offers you some extra punctuation marks and you quickly scramble for a period and finally find it.