A Trip To The Dentist

Oh yeah, about that. The "D.D.S." was actually just the sign-maker getting into a habit from all the other D.D.S.es. Why it didn't affect the door to France, I don't know. But yeah, it was supposed to just say "Bottomless Pit". You fall into a bottomless pit.

What exactly made you think there was a dentist named Bottomless Pit, anyway?

You have a few options on how to get out of this. You could resign yourself to starving to death. Or...well actually, that's about it. Enjoy your fall.
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