Interdimensional Traveler

With a swift roundhouse kick, she knocks the remote out of your hand before you have a chance to activate a code. You are both propelled to the dimension inhabited by what look like Sansevieria leaves with eyes and hands.

In your home dimension, Sansevieria is relatively harmless, as long as you don't eat it.

But here, you get the idea that they are CARNIVOROUS, just from the way they are looking at you...

The president looks at you. "What do we do now?"

"The hell with you...I'm outta here..."

Three sansevieria leaf people jump up and bite your hand off, then look at the remote as you fall down in pain. They press some buttons, and vanish with the remote.

You look at the president. "You stupid bitch...now they'll destroy another..."

CHOMP! A little blue sanseveiria leave just chomped off your nose. She (at least you assume it's a "she" as she has a bow on top of her head) belches heartily. Other sansevieria leaves laugh and chortle in some language you don't understand.

Finally a dark green sansevieria leaf, dressed in a robe with red dragons on it, makes a fist with one of his hands, and chortles off something to the others.

You're guessing he said something like "chow time" or "Let the feast begin!", because suddenly hundreds of little green and blue sansevieria leaves are eating you alive.

24 minutes later, you lose consciousness.

Hopefully you won't remember this experience in the afterlife...
End Of Story