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"FINE, I WILL!" Zeus thunders back. "AND IT'LL BE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOURS!"
"Yah right!" you return.
"TWENTY TIMES BETTER!"
"In your dreams, Zeus!"
"INFINITY TIMES BETTER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M TOO HIGH IN THE AIR!"
"Dang it, he got the last word in!" you say to yourself.
All the Norad workers are staring at you.
"I can't believe you stood up to Zeus," one of them says with a blank stare. "You're like the coolest guy I've ever seen in person. Like not on TV, because Michael Jordan's probably cooler than you, and I've seen him on TV."
"Okay, great," you say haphazardly and sit down to eat your cake.
"Yah right!" you return.
"TWENTY TIMES BETTER!"
"In your dreams, Zeus!"
"INFINITY TIMES BETTER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M TOO HIGH IN THE AIR!"
"Dang it, he got the last word in!" you say to yourself.
All the Norad workers are staring at you.
"I can't believe you stood up to Zeus," one of them says with a blank stare. "You're like the coolest guy I've ever seen in person. Like not on TV, because Michael Jordan's probably cooler than you, and I've seen him on TV."
"Okay, great," you say haphazardly and sit down to eat your cake.
