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You go outside after forcing the talking apple to eat an apple pie. You still have the apple in your pocket which is sobbing intensley. Apple juice begins to pour down your pants and it looks like you have pissed yourself.
Angrily you take the apple from your pocket and begin shouting at it to stop crying.
"Kill me you bastard! I don't want to live in your cannibalistic world!" The apple cries at you angrily. You take a bite out of the apple as it screams. After a couple bites the screams cease and you throw the apple into a bush as you sit under a tree near the baseball field. You quickly fall asleep.
You yawn as you awaken from your slumber from a bump on your head. you look on your lap to see an apple has fallen on your head. Looking around you see you are surronded by a mob of angry apples and they begin hurling themselves at you at lightining speed. You attempt to get up but they take out your knee caps first and you are incapacitated by the battle apples. You start to grab at them and bite them, killing some, but there are too many. You are overwhelmed and you are blugeoned to death by the angry apples.
End Of Story