HITMAN

U decide 2 call the cops and about a minute later they show up. U hear sirens outside and a barrage of bullets (u assume that the cops and mafia are busy w/ eachother). U then run out side and try 2 make a break 4 it. U are shot by the cops and mafia (mafia knows who u are, cops think u are mafia).

U are a hitman 4 fucks-sake, dont get legal matters involved
End Of Story