Neverending Mediocre Story!

"Orpheus!!"
You rush into the room. It's a testing lab. The androids left soon after you came in. Leaving Orpheus in a cage.

"Orpheus, are you okay?"

"Mew!"

"Oh shizzle...."

Yep. Because you were too slow dawdling in the gift shop, they managed to turn Orpheus into a cat, then run away like the dickens.

Oh well, he makes a great pet, though it makes the chances of getting to go out with him slightly more slim.

"Don't worry Orph, I'm sure we'll get you back to normal soon."

Seventeen years later...

"We had to put him down, seventeen in cat years is like, a thousand or something.." Was your excuse.

What I think of that?
"Ya wuteva"
The End!