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"Hey, have you read any fan fiction of Sam and Frodo? They would be so hot together. Sexy sexy homo erotic hobbit sex. Sam on Frodo. AAAAWWWW YEA!!" You then begin humping the air, much to Melvin's horror. He then implodes from his fan boy obsession over the sanctity of Lord of the Rings.

Woo! Ya killed him! A happy ending for once!
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