Neverending Mediocre Story!

"Yay!" Orpheus and you happily skip around the zoo, soon the day got ruined though, when you saw a panda, and felt so sorry that it was endangered that you forced Orpheus to join you as the two of you have sex with the pandas to repopulate the panda world.

You two get arrested, Orpheus is sevrely grossed out, and nine months later, you give birth to a furry deformed Panda human hybrid. You named him puman. For the nextg twenty years everyone made fun of him and called him Poo-Man.

Way to go, ya hippie whore.

The End.