Neverending Mediocre Story!

Why the hell did you do that?!

Orpheus is like a dandelion, timid and fragile. And you just picked up this dandelion and dunked it into a paper shredder.
Orpheus runs off crying and you go grab a beer and watch Ted Koppel.

Well, you two had a good run, dating was fun, but I guess having people find you attractive is bad, and all you want now is to watch the news.

The End. bully.
End Of Story