Hall of Infinite Doors

You press your lips against hers. Her smile broadens seductively and she kisses you back. The next thing you know you have pressed her up against the desk and have started to kiss and grope her wildly. Her jacket flies open and you rapidly unbutton the rest of her blouse, groping for her magnificent boobs.

She takes it all in, appearing to love every moment.

When you are done, she gets up off the table and starts to unbutton her shirt. You instinctively slap her on the butt.

She looks at you. "What do you think I am? A cheap ho? A piece of meat?" She grabs her coat and bag and takes off in a huff.

The following week a lawsuit is filed against the company claiming sexual harassment. Rosie confirms that the woman came and left in a huff. You are soon fired, never to become CEO.
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