Hall of Infinite Doors

Candice eagerly picks up her things and follows you down to the photo lab. You know a couple people there who might help you out. Unfortunately, the director of the department is coming out.

"Who are you?" he asks of you.

"I'm Charlie."

"Ah, yes, the mail boy."

Candice looks at you, tears starting to well up and runs off.

"What a looker," says the department head. "Man I'd love to bone her."