Hall of Infinite Doors

You are honest and he is surpsingly accepting. He says that he admires your honesty and wants that above all else in a member of his brotherhood. He even offers you a drink. As you consume it you notice something funny... everything is getting very far away. When you wake up you are being mounted by a goat surrounded by cheering and laughing frat boys. You die from a proliferated colon hours later.

Failure