Hall of Infinite Doors

You attend your local community college without having to pay a dime. You excel there, finding the coursework incredibly easy almost as if you have digressed a few years back to junior high level work. Unfortunately, when you go to apply to law school you find none of them are interested. Apparently your new easily obtained diploma is worth its weight in toilet paper... nothing more. Distraught, you head out to a bar to try to ease your frustration. After a bottle of southern comfort you hook up with a heroin using transvestite named Rick. You contract HIV and without money for medical insurance and health care you quickly die from a common cold.


FAILURE