Hall of Infinite Doors
You go to a respectable state school for a low price and then go on to attend a law school no one has ever heard of because the good ones reject you. Your debt is relatively low but you enter a completely over-saturated field without a reputable school behind you. No one cares about your skill, only your title and where you were educated. You end up a court appointed defense attorney to crack addicts and get stabbed when you are unable to win the case. They have a line of pencil necks ready to replace you.
Failure
Failure