Hall of Infinite Doors

You go to a state University and enroll in a masters program to become a teacher. When all is said and done you are about eighty thousand dollars in debt. Eventually you are able to pay it off while having a meager existence on your $32,804 pay check, much of which is taken by various taxes, including a school tax which ultimately comes back to you, sort of an inefficient cycle. You spend the rest of your days teaching snot nosed kids and your nights melting away whatever mind you had watching banal television programs like 24. You gain tenure and are able to put away a little bit so you can retire to a cramped apartment in Florida.

Congratulations you are mediocre!