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The man behind the cart looks at you with a combination of shock, confusion, and a little bit of shame because he'll never be able to afford shoes for his 7.3 little children now... you jerk.
Well, it turns out that this paticular food vendor happens to be Jackie Chan (His career really went downhill after "The Tuxedo") who summons Chris Tucker out of the sky. Chris Tucker yells at you for a good ten minutes in a high-pitched voice and you still don't understand the words that are comin' outta his mouth, man!
Well, long story short, they kick your ass. That's what you get for knocking over Jackie Chan's food cart.
Well, it turns out that this paticular food vendor happens to be Jackie Chan (His career really went downhill after "The Tuxedo") who summons Chris Tucker out of the sky. Chris Tucker yells at you for a good ten minutes in a high-pitched voice and you still don't understand the words that are comin' outta his mouth, man!
Well, long story short, they kick your ass. That's what you get for knocking over Jackie Chan's food cart.
