Interdimensional Traveler
You tell Doki you will try it for a couple of weeks. He calls all the news media outlets and tells plants all over the world of his walking, talking human.
You appear on the Tonight Show, which in this dimension is hosted by a giant broccoli who also happens to be named Jay Leno, just like the Tonight Show host in your world.
The weeks pass by, and become months, which turn into years. After three years, the plants have figured out interdimensional travel, and for your birthday, Doki travels to an alternate dimension and brings you a human companion of the opposite sex. The two of you end up with two children, one male, and one female, and you live out the rest of your days happily ever after in the plant world, which really does turn out to be a nice place.
You appear on the Tonight Show, which in this dimension is hosted by a giant broccoli who also happens to be named Jay Leno, just like the Tonight Show host in your world.
The weeks pass by, and become months, which turn into years. After three years, the plants have figured out interdimensional travel, and for your birthday, Doki travels to an alternate dimension and brings you a human companion of the opposite sex. The two of you end up with two children, one male, and one female, and you live out the rest of your days happily ever after in the plant world, which really does turn out to be a nice place.