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Christian: Hey Cena! The champ....is...here!!!!

Cena: But I lost the belt.

Christian: I was talking about me you Emineme knockoff. Yea!!

Christian laughs as Tomko walks in behind Christian.

Christian: So what the hell you doing in TNA?

Cena: I had to learn a top rope move and now...

Christian: And now you wana kick it....f-f-f-funky fresh. Hahaha. Word Life.

Cena: You wanna battle dawg?

Chrstian: You're damn skippy homie. I'm gonna um...um...mic check you. Hey Tomko....gimme a beat.

Tomko: CERTAINLY!!!

Tomko starts gives the hottest beat of all time. Cena looks on confused.

Christian: It's TNA jackass. We don't follow WWE rules. Anyway, time for you lose to me.


I'm Christian Cage and my rapping skill are great
You wanna back out? Well it's just too late

You're a chumpstain and you're not feared
I'm smooth and cool...ummm....like Tomko's beard

My skills are awesome and my style is deeps
I'll kicks your ass in front of my TNA peeps

Yea, in this battle my rap skills ruled
Go home to mommy crying cause you just got schooled

WORD LIFE!

Cena is mesmerized by Christian's amazing skills.

Cena: Hey Tomko...gimme a beat.

Tomko: No

Cena: v_v

You're name is Christian and you're on your own?
Last time I checked you got on Tomko's bone

Sleeping together in the same bed isn't funny
You call up Kurt Angle and get sex for money

You're the champ here but it's not on our level
My flow is better than yours...hotter than the devil.

Last time I check, you couldn't see me
Now I'm check checkin and you wanna be me

So tuck you tail in your legs and walk away
cause I made you my girlfriend but I ain't ***.

Christian: You...you....SHUT UP! You're not better than me me Cena. Just get the hell outta here.

Cena leaves the TNA arena upset. He needs a new striking move though so he heads back to see...

Lance Cade