You walk to the Middle East region (you're the modern-day equivalent of Jesus). This desert land will provide you with what you need to be the supreme master of the universe.
You end up in the country of Saudi Arabia. This is quite lucky, because Saudi Arabia is one of the only nations that are "friendly" with America. They jack up our gas prices and the country is the native land of most of our enemies, but hell they make Bush happy so they must be cool with us.
Alright, here's the scene: there's a man on the left of you with a towel on his head, and on the right of you is a man looking pretty rich and a sign entitled "Halliburton" on his neck.
Who do you go to?