"Ah!" the manager nods. "You want the Special Job! Well, I'm going to have to let you in on a little secret then. You see, the Special Jobs is actually assassination missions. That's how Wal-Mart crushes the competition so badly."
"Excellent!" you exclaim. "I eschew this egotistical career epitomizing my Episcopalian endocrine system!"
"That's are usual reaction to this job," the manager again nods, "but I'm going to give you your first mission. Target President Gregg Steinhafel."
"The Gregg Steinhafel?" you ask in wonder.
"That's right. You need to kill him. Believe me, it's business as usual."
You take the gun he hands you and...