You find a yellow pages next to the phone. It is a little out of date (like about 10 years) but at least it is a start.
Flicking through to Carpenters, you scan the pages looking for the closest. The nearest carpenter is called "De'Ath Carpentry" and its tag line is "Coffins a Speciality."
Whilst not requiring a coffin, you recognise that anyone with sufficient craftmanship would have no problem in fixing a rotten door.
You start to dial, but then wonder whether the name of this carpenter is just a little ... creepy.