You run out of the store completely stark naked, and everyone turns to laugh at you.
You run across the street and into an alley and hide behind a trash can. You're there for a few minutes before you feel a hand on your back. It's an old bum, and he's really drunk and kinda disgusting.
He doesn't look like he's coming on to you, though. He slurs, "Naked huh? Yeah, we get a lot of naked people in these parts. Here, I got you some clothes."
He pulls out a grocery bag with a new outfit for you. It's a...