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A New Home in the Country by Prang
You do so. You contort yourself in ways unimaginable and stick your nose right in front of your anus. It doesn't smell very good, but your animal brain tells you that you've just done the right thing.

You feel a flea behind your ear now! Oh no!
No! You resist your animal urges!
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